Show: ‘CAUSE IT’S MY BIRTHDAY B*TCH/ALL MY PLANTS ARE DEAD
Theater: Facetime Theatre
Theater Website: https://www.facetimetheatre.org/mainstage
Show runs: 10/23/2026 to 10/25/2026
A Night of One Acts:
‘CAUSE IT’S MY BIRTHDAY B*TCH/ALL MY PLANTS ARE DEAD
Written by Michael Roche
Director: Michael Roche
Producer: Katie McGrier
‘CAUSE IT’S MY BIRTHDAY B*TCH
SYNOPSIS:
Andrew’s wish to happily celebrate his birthday is upended when his estranged brother Ryan re-enters his life like a tornado, asking to crash on his couch for a few days. As the two brothers communicate, it is unclear if Ryan really wants to make amends, or steal a valuable baseball that was given to Andrew from their grandmother. To add fuel to the fire, Andrew’s outspoken friend Jane has arrived, and Ryan has kidnapped a Delivery Guy.
ALL MY PLANTS ARE DEAD
SYNOPSIS:
While apartment sitting for her stepbrother, Melanie reveals to her boyfriend (Tommy) that she is pregnant. Tommy is extremely excited, while Melanie informs him she doesn’t want to keep the baby. More friction is added as the neighbor Rae enters, requesting they be quieter, and then Andrew (who owns the apartment) comes home early from a trip.
Cast Lists
‘CAUSE IT’S MY BIRTHDAY, B*TCH!
Andrew – Ryan Kirchner
Ryan – Luke Biely
Delivery Guy – Mekhi Postell
Jane – Lucy Criscuolo
ALL MY PLANTS ARE DEAD
Melanie – Genevieve Duska
Tommy – Nick Hyden
Rae – Sarah Williamson
Andrew – Ryan Kirchner
Theater Address: 400 Franklin Ave, Ste 109, Phoenixville, Pennsylvania 19460 (Map It)
Theater Phone: (484) 302-8182
Price: See Tickets URL
Purchase tickets online: https://cur8.com/15375/project/141322
